😜☠🌎.ws
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haute chaos
grounded craft
A single page that looks expensive, behaves politely, and still has enough weirdness to keep the bots nervous. No server needed.
WebAssembly
wasm exports: add(a,b)
Tiny module inlined as base64. We use it to do the “official” math, because it feels fancy.
result: —
Pro tip: WASM here is intentionally tiny. If you want, you can swap this module for a Rust/Go build later without touching the UI.
In-browser AI (optional, no server)
AI: unloaded
Click “Load AI” to pull a small model and run it locally (WASM/WebGPU). If you don’t load it, the page stays feather-light.
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→ Load AI to run sentiment analysis locally.